The Bloke Spoke

You’re a cracker he said
I didn’t really know you at first
But now I do and personality wise you’re cracking
Which means he thinks I’m ugly
Not that I care
He’s not even a real person
An Action Man bloke. Too fake.

You’re a mad one he said
You’re different than I thought you were
You’re a real laugh
Which means he thought I was boring
Not that I care
He’s not even a real person
An Action Man bloke. Too tanned.

You look fab he said
You’re looking really great
Tonight you look a stunna
Which means he thinks I always look a mess
Not that I care
He’s not even a real person
An Action Man bloke. Too toned.

That’s really nice I said
That you said those things to me
That you feel it and mean it
Which means I think he’s full of shit
Not that he cares
I’m not even a real person
A Barbie Girl doll. No Name.

© Aisling Doherty

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