Ok, so I live abroad now….and it’s sunny and bright most of the time, so it doesn’t feel like Christmas, not in the slightest. I mean, sure they’ve decorated the palm trees and there’s a nativity scene and ice rink in the main square but it’s still 20 degrees and it just doesn’t have that crisp, Winter blanket Christmassy vibe going on.
I asked some of my friends to recommend Christmas movies in the hope that it would help bring in the jolly and well the results were varied to say the least.
For me, top of the list is always going to be Scrooged and The Muppet Christmas Carol. Yes, I know they’re both adaptations of the same thing but dang it, they’re both just so good. Bill Murray and Michael Caine are bloody perfect (in all things) and I love them in these movies.
After those it would have to be Die Hard and Gremlins, cos y’know, who doesn’t love explosions, guns and demon animals at Christmas time?!
I would also put Home Alone on the list, because my little brother loved it so much when he was young and every time I see it I’m brought back to those days when it was on repeat in the house and he was acting out scenes from it!
So from the list of movies I was given by friends I decided to watch the ones I’d never seen before. These were: Bad Santa, Four Christmases, Merry Friggin’ Christmas and The Holiday. To be honest….they were all a bit meh and I wouldn’t recommend them for getting into the holiday spirit. The main themes were families are shite, it’s good to run away from your problems or run away from your shit life, drink until it’s good and a man makes everything better….I felt less like I wanted to celebrate Christmas and more like I wanted to go into therapy and put the world to rights for a while.
I’m interested to know what movies you watch to get you in the Christmas mood?
Things are so busy at the minute, with school exams and Spanish lessons that my real life has become a series of snatched thoughts which are scribbled down and spat out as fragmented blog updates. Here are offerings for this week.
- One of my students told me I was the heroine of the class because I saved them from their previous teacher and ‘his bad teaching’ (their words not mine) He said I’ve basically ‘saved them from a life of failure’.
- This is the first time I’ve ever lived in an apartment block. There are 38 apartments here. I’ve never realised before how much you rely on other people when you live together. You rely on them not to leave the big front door open and let in a psycho killer, you rely on them not to fall asleep with a cigarette in their hand and burn the whole place down. It’s weirdly unsettling and also empowering to be part of a weird little community.
- During our test revision session this week the year 8’s were doing chapter summaries. One of them asked if it were important to ‘include the gang bang in chapter 8’ Let me make it clear: there is no such activity happening in our book. You have no idea how fast my jaw hit the floor….I don’t really want to know how he knows that word.
- Found my favourite piece of homework ever!! This came from a kid, who swears he’s been using the dictionary to complete his vocabulary work.
WORD – Brutal
DEFINITION – an animal
SENTENCE – I like brutals but I guess I kind of like all animals.
- I’m doing a language exchange with one of the teachers at school. She practices her English for an hour and then I practice Spanish. Her name translates into English as ‘Sweet Sunday’, which is adorable, no? Surprisingly she hates it.
- Taught drama outside in the sunshine on the 17th of December. Life is blissful.
- Love how the Spanish word for umbrella is “paraguas” which means ‘for water.’ Language is so cool.
- Saw an English Language production of The Christmas Carol. Every time the Scrooge character said “Bahumbug” it sounded like ‘buy handbag’. I now need to shop for handbags….and shoes to match.
- I’m kinda sad that some of the Spanish words I know from my time in Mexico aren’t used here. For example beans aren’t ‘frijoles’, right now isn’t ‘ahorita’ and bar isn’t ‘cantina’, when someone slams a drink down in one no one shouts ‘Fondo”. Sad times.
- Went and saw a band with some of the people from work. The band sings in English and the lead singer learns the songs phonetically. Got into a whole Spanglish discussion with one of my colleagues about Creep by Radiohead and why he sings “so fucking special” instead of just ‘so special’ It’s interesting how a word we use for emphasis can cause so much confusion with speakers of other languages.
- That moment when you realise you’ll never make is as a novelist, because you sit down to FINALLY work on the novel and then realise you’ve only been writing it on your iPad which you left snugly at home on your desk in Ireland.
- The other moment when you realise there are only two more sleeps before you go home for Christmas holidays. Happy Sunday everyone.